I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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