I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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