just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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