Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
