when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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