This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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