Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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