I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She's JV to your varsity
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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