8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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