i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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