like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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