I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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