I can't breathe out the right side of my face
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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