You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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