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turn off your phone and go to bed
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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