If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
That's intense
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
