I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I deserve this hangover.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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