Don't you send me to vm
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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