3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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