Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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