We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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