Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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