Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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