I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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