Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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