Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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