I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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