I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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