So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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