When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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