im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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