i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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