She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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