There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
