The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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