Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
