I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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