id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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