the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
that may or may not have been my penis.
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