You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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