Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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