is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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