On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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