where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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