Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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