The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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