This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't turn off my feet"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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