Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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