What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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