Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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