She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
