Are we in a gay sports bar?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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