i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
True but thats because hes a fetus.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
