Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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