I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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