Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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