He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Everything about him screamed your future.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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