There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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