I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
