but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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