i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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