I can't watch pbs sober anymore
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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