he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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